First in my district this morning at 6:06 AM! Can't wait to see the results come in tonight.
The presidential race is so odd... I can't help but think of it as though the gods were handicapping the race to make the bets even:
Thor: Look, Bush screwed things so much, it's gonna be a slaughter.
Zeus: Then we'll make the Republican candidate somebody who Bush hates.
Thor: Not enough. Just being in the guy's party is poison.
Zeus: OK, we'll make his opponent black.
Thor: So what?
Zeus: Mixed-race then. And raised outside the country.
Thor: Still not enough. Can you make his middle name "Hitler" or something?
Zeus: Don't push it. How about "Hussein"?
Thor: All right, you've got a bet.
This post (other than the fact I voted is Completely Fabricated.